Funny teacher and student's jokes
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These are some funny teacher and Student's conversations that I am sure will get you laughing and will eventually make your day. ENJOY.
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: John, go to the map and find North
America .
JOHN: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS: John
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TEACHER: Smith, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
SMITH: You told me to do it without using the
tables.
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TEACHER: Amir, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
AMEER: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
AMEER: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Rislan, what is the chemical formula for
water?
RISLAN: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RISLAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Betty, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BETTY: Me!
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TEACHER: Sam, why do you always get so
dirty?
SAM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
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TEACHER: Alex, give me a sentence starting with ' I.
'
ALEX: I is...
TEACHER: No, Alex...... always say, 'I am.'
ALEX: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Frank, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?
FRANK: Because George still had the axe in his
hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Betty, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
Betty: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Sean, your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
Sean : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Faiyid, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
Faiyid: A teacher!
School kids in class were asked to write 3 diseases. The other guy wrote:
1. Hiv/Aids
2. Cancer
3. /
The teacher asked what what / was
The student replied: it's stroke.
Chemistry teacher: did u know protons have mass?
Akpos : I didn't even know they were catholics.
A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student
stood up and said 4. Akpos passing by overhead
the response, he shook his head and said: " they
will kill us in this country. Everything has
increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff,
beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2
has now gone up to 4
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"
The Teacher fainted.
In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on
the blackboard
8xy+3gy-14(18/ 3)= 3g-7yx
Then he called Akpos and said; Please Akpos
come and solve this little problem for us.
Gladly and quickly, Akpos walked to the
blackboard, took the duster and wiped the
whole blackboard clean.
Then he turned to the teacher and said; The
problem is solved sir.
Teacher: why are you late.
Boy: A man lost his money.
Teacher: So you were helping
him find the money.
Boy: No I was standing on it.
While in town,I met my high school maths teacher and he asked for the direction to CBZ Bank.Me:Make a 360 turn,walk for about 1.8metres(round that up to the nearest tens),you will then see a shop which is perpendicularly to your right,make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7.Let him feel what I felt as a student
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3 comments
I have a Joke - Reply with Your wonderful reply.
ReplyDeleteOnce a drunker was lying on the road side, one kind man asked: Why did you drink so much that you cannot even stand?
Drunker: It was my helplessness. I had to do it.
Ma: What was your problem?
Drunker: The cap of bottle was misplaced!!
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I have a Joke - Reply with Your wonderful reply.
ReplyDeleteOnce a drunker was lying on the road side, one kind man asked: Why did you drink so much that you cannot even stand?
Drunker: It was my helplessness. I had to do it.
Ma: What was your problem?
Drunker: The cap of bottle was misplaced!!
copied from
https://funnyjokesfactory.co.uk/funny-one-liners/
It is very nice..
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