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Types of slap 

There are 6 major types of slaps, they
are:

- TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation
where someone gives you a dirty slap
and all you do is hold your face and
walk away, this kind is normally
received by newly born again
Christians.

- FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you
receive this kind, all you do is just
stand right where you are and watch
the person walk away. This is slap
from elder brothers.

-RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you
download this slap u start asking
questions that don't need reply " you
slapped me?..

- EXPLANATION SLAP: When
someone gives you this kind, you find
yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person out of your own
accord. E.g.. Bros, abi you dey watch?
I no do anything o, I just dey pass go
my somewhere. This is a slap from
soldiers that have missed promotion
for a long time. 

- RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when
after you're hit, u keep hearing some
funny sound in your brain like
wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices and your head
singing skelewu.

- FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type
that makes someone forget instantly
what he or she was doing, you find
yourself asking questions like " what
did I do?" " who slapped me? This
type is very common, it is a slap from
guys who are stronger than you.



Igbo don't carry last

A yoruba man mistakenly sent 2 million naira
to a wrong Igbo man's account number via Mobile
Money
Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the
Igbo man from withdrawing the money and
he came up with
this: He sent a message to the Igbo man's phone
saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to u?
It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order
Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
Midnight 12am.
That money is only for your transport.
I'll send you more for your shopping. There are
riches awaiting
you in this Kingdom. Two weeks
after the initiation, a family member very close to
your
heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and
another 2 weeks later the next person close to your
heart
again will die too, these deaths will unlock
your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part
of
the world, change into all kinds of animal to
deliver
your various assignments. Remember to
come with
a syringe and needle for drawing your
blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that you must
not come a minute late nor a minute earlier
because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself
to officiate the
ceremony. Thanks in advance.
But in case you are not ready to join, please send
back the
money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs".
.......5 minutes
later he got an sms saying...
wow, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is
also
interested....

The Yoruba Man Fainted 

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Expensive shit

A Wrist watch for 500k?? Will it show me when the
world will end?

• A Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it wash away sins
and sorrows?
• One Eye glasses for 350k?? If I wear it, will I be
able to see the future?
• An Italian shoe for 150k?? Shebe I will be able to
walk on water?
• A Plasma TV for 1 million ?? Will it show me the
Judgement day on the last day live?
• A Gold plated mobile phone for 3 million naira.
Chai!!! Will I use it to answer heaven's call?
• A Hand Bag for 1.3Million naira?? Will I put my life
inside it?
• 2 million naira for a table in comedy show. Which
kind
laugh I never laugh before?
• 3 Million naira per year at a university. After

graduation, will they make me the president?

The men and the Refrigerator

A man arrives at a physician, the doctor asks for the problem, the man says that he has a severe back-ache, the doctor asks for the reason that caused the backache, the man explains "this morning, when i got back home from my night shift at work, i saw my wife naked in bad asleep, and there were evidence of a man's presence, so i immediately began searching for the bastard, when i looked out of window, i saw a naked man down in the alley wearing cloth, i lifted the nearest object which was the refrigerator and dropped it out in the alley and it landed on man in the alley. the reason was the lifting". the doctor were shocked and then wrote some drugs in the prescription and the first man leaves. the second man arrives at the physician. doctor asks for the problem and gets "severe back-ache" again, when asks for reason behind it, hears "this morning i woke up late and were very late for work, so i decided to wear my cloth on the way, so i ran to the alley naked and began to wear my cloth there when suddenly a heavy object was dropped on me, i guess the reason was being hit by that object."; the doctor was shocked even more, and then wrote some drugs for him. the third man enters and complains about same problem "severe back-ache", the doctor which was shocked to the very existence, sarcastically told the man "did u lift a refrigerator or got hit by a refrigerator?", the man replied "No, i was inside the refrigerator"

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